Just want to inform you girls. This is not what we guys are looking for.

This here is Valeria Lukyanova, 21, of Russia, a normal-looking, pretty blonde woman ... until she pops in blue contact lenses and piles on the makeup, at which point she totally looks like a Barbie doll come alive. Valeria's wallpapered her Facebook page with pics of herself resembling the Mattel doll and the glassy-eyed vacant look is so severe, some people wonder if she's even real. Photoshop hoax? "Real girl"? You be the judge.