I'm sorry. I'm so very very sorry. you were a man displaced in time; an Archimedes, Steve Wozniak, Tony Stark of the lith century you were the greatest geek who ever lived in a time when the human race was crappier than usual. And there are not enough nouns in the English language to append to the word ‘douche’ when describing Thomas Edison, but I will try anyway: July 10th is Nikola Tesla day, and I will be editing Wikipedia in your honor. On behalf of those who obsess, tinker, and fix things that aren't broken , consider it my way of saying; Thank you, Nikola Tesla.