Deep

Deep

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My mom steals acorns from my neighbor's yard and then carves jack'o lanterns out of them.

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My mom steals acorns from my neighbor's yard and then carves jack'o lanterns out of them.

Get naked and take pictures.

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Bet you can't hit me with a quarter.

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Bet you can't hit me with a quarter.

Newton's Third Law of Emotion

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Newton's Third Law of Emotion

Can you please photoshop the sun between my fingers?

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Can you please photoshop the sun between my fingers?

Life is like a penis, simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and...

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Never play with a womans heart she only has one.

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I'm telling you, she's a witch. She points at me says goochie go and BOOM!!

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I'm telling you, she's a witch. She points at me says goochie go and BOOM!!

I didn't see shit, I didn't hear shit, and I ain't saying shit.

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Made some chow for chow.

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Made some chow for chow.

We're gonna sit here and drink beer until we understand women!

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We're gonna sit here and drink beer until we understand women!

H.G. Wells - Our true nationality is mankind.

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H.G. Wells - Our true nationality is mankind.