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She was waiting in line for five minutes!

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Women are like bacon they look good, smell good, taste good and...

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There is no excuse for laziness,

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There is no excuse for laziness,

Maya Angelou - I think a hero is any person really intent on making...

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My mom steals acorns from my neighbor's yard and then carves jack'o lanterns out of them.

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My mom steals acorns from my neighbor's yard and then carves jack'o lanterns out of them.

Get naked and take pictures.

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Bet you can't hit me with a quarter.

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Newton's Third Law of Emotion

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Can you please photoshop the sun between my fingers?

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Life is like a penis, simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and...

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Never play with a womans heart she only has one.

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I'm telling you, she's a witch. She points at me says goochie go and BOOM!!

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I'm telling you, she's a witch. She points at me says goochie go and BOOM!!

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